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Parent HumorLaughter is the best medicine! Children provide some of the funniest experiences in life. Many of the things they say can leave us smiling for weeks. If you are ever feeling overwhelmed or frustrated, stop by and read a few Parent Humor stories… you are guaranteed to leave feeling happier and more prepared to take on your challenges! Whenever people hear funny parenting stories, they seem to remember many of their own. Here is your chance to share them. Just click here to being sharing your own funny experiences with parenting. Help make the world a happier place!
Our grandson, age seven, had recently attended a birthday party at a local pizzaria that attracted kids with their video games. I was caring for my grandson when he asked if he could go back to the pizzaria, which just happened to be across the street. I told him in order to do that, he would need supervision. His response was, “But Grandma, our school nurse told me I have 20-20 vision!” To learn more about ProudGrandMom, visit www.birdmommy.com Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray I find a little quiet, Or who they’re with, or where they’re at To cuddle in my nice, soft bed And that I need not cook or clean Beau was sitting next to John in church and turned to him and asked “dad, who laid Mary?” Taken back John replied with “what are you talkin about?!!” Beau responded with “well then who laid Adam?” at which point we discovered he sees humans as laying eggs just like chickens. …could this be an example as to why he is repeating Kindergarden? LOL!!!!! So my 9 year old daughter has a super high reading level. Her school tested her and produced a list of books that would be appropriate for her level over the summer. Among the list of books was Wuthering Heights, Jane Eyre, and Cry, the Beloved Country. I naturally thought ‘no way’. I took our book of complete works of Bronte and gave it to her and said “start with Wuthering Heights and let me know what your thoughts are”. She did and told me that the book was like a dictionary and she had a hard time following the sentence structure. I decided to read it aloud to her to see if it would help her understanding. Hours later that day Bella turned to John, my husband, and asked “Dad, how big does a bitch get”? Johns face was priceless. I just cracked up laughing because the word is used correctly in Wuthering Heights and so Bella thought she would try to use it correctly as well. We told her that bitches come in all sizes and it’s the big ones to beware of. I believe it is important my kids talk about their body parts with the proper vernacular. So if you are offended by the word Penis don’t keep reading! I don’t however encourage them to speak about their body parts like they are a seperate part of their body that can think for its self. « Continue reading » My wife and I teach a children’s primary class at church. Needless to say, we have heard some pretty funny comments over the years… We were teaching a group of 7 year olds and one of the little boys all of a sudden raised his hand and said, “Disneyland is way better than Jesus”. I gave the lame adult response and said, “Chris, Disneyland is not way better than Jesus”. He thought about that for a moment and then said, “But Disneyland has way more rides”! Got to love the logic! I work from home and consequently get to spend a lot of time with my daughter. I am not sure if I can take total credit for her Tomboyishness but I hope that this at least suggests that I have a good relationship with her. « Continue reading » My wife and I just celebrated our 16th wedding anniversary. When we awoke that morning, our 8-year-old daughter was already awake and excitedly waiting for us. « Continue reading » The other day at dinner, we got talking about what we want to be when we grow up. Of course, I’ll never grow up, but that’s another story. « Continue reading » A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to ‘Dad’. « Continue reading » |
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