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WE ARE AWESOME !!! A Tribute To Those Born Before the 80′s.

author unknown — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 15:49:45 +0000

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930s, ’40s, ’50s, ’60s and ’70s!!

First, we survived being born to mothers who may have smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes.

Then, after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our [...]

Don’t Try To Outsmart Your Dad!

Admin — Fri, 21 May 2010 01:15:37 +0000

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he’d make a deal with his son: ‘You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair [...]

A Grandchild’s Request

ProudGrandMom — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:46:41 +0000

Our grandson, age seven, had recently attended a birthday party at a local pizzaria that attracted kids with their video games.

I was caring for my grandson when he asked if he could go back to the pizzaria, which just happened to be across the street.

I told him in order to do that, he would need [...]

A Parent’s Prayer

author unknown — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 21:47:52 +0000

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my sanity to keep. For if some peace I do not find, I’m pretty sure I’ll lose my mind.

I pray I find a little quiet, Far from the daily family riot. May I lie back and not have to think About what they’re stuffing down the sink,

Or who they’re with, or where [...]

Inappropriate place and time

Andrea Mason — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:18:24 +0000

Beau was sitting next to John in church and turned to him and asked “dad, who laid Mary?” Taken back John replied with “what are you talkin about?!!” Beau responded with “well then who laid Adam?” at which point we discovered he sees humans as laying eggs just like chickens. …could this be an example as [...]

Wuthering Heights

Andrea Mason — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 20:38:41 +0000

So my 9 year old daughter has a super high reading level. Her school tested her and produced a list of books that would be appropriate for her level over the summer. Among the list of books was Wuthering Heights, Jane Eyre, and Cry, the Beloved Country. I naturally thought ‘no way’. I took our [...]

Potty Talk

Heidi Naylor — Thu, 28 May 2009 02:33:26 +0000

I believe it is important my kids talk about their body parts with the proper vernacular. So if you are offended by the word Penis don’t keep reading! I don’t however encourage them to speak about their body parts like they are a seperate part of their body that can think for its self.

This is [...]

Disneyland and Jesus

author unknown — Fri, 22 May 2009 04:01:10 +0000

My wife and I teach a children’s primary class at church. Needless to say, we have heard some pretty funny comments over the years… We were teaching a group of 7 year olds and one of the little boys all of a sudden raised his hand and said, “Disneyland is way better than Jesus”. I [...]

Proud Father of a Tomboy

Jeff — Mon, 04 May 2009 20:53:24 +0000

I work from home and consequently get to spend a lot of time with my daughter. I am not sure if I can take total credit for her Tomboyishness but I hope that this at least suggests that I have a good relationship with her. My wife and I were out of town this last weekend so [...]

Anniversary Gift from our Daughter

Jeff — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 18:17:32 +0000

My wife and I just celebrated our 16th wedding anniversary. When we awoke that morning, our 8-year-old daughter was already awake and excitedly waiting for us. She yelled, “Happy Anniversary” and told us she had a surprise for us. She told us to close our eyes and she proceeded to lead us out to the [...]