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WE ARE AWESOME !!! A Tribute To Those Born Before the 80′s.

author unknown — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 15:49:45 +0000

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930s, ’40s, ’50s, ’60s and ’70s!!

First, we survived being born to mothers who may have smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes.

Then, after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our [...]

Don’t Try To Outsmart Your Dad!

Admin — Fri, 21 May 2010 01:15:37 +0000

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he’d make a deal with his son: ‘You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair [...]

Inappropriate place and time

Andrea Mason — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:18:24 +0000

Beau was sitting next to John in church and turned to him and asked “dad, who laid Mary?” Taken back John replied with “what are you talkin about?!!” Beau responded with “well then who laid Adam?” at which point we discovered he sees humans as laying eggs just like chickens. …could this be an example as [...]

Wuthering Heights

Andrea Mason — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 20:38:41 +0000

So my 9 year old daughter has a super high reading level. Her school tested her and produced a list of books that would be appropriate for her level over the summer. Among the list of books was Wuthering Heights, Jane Eyre, and Cry, the Beloved Country. I naturally thought ‘no way’. I took our [...]

Disneyland and Jesus

author unknown — Fri, 22 May 2009 04:01:10 +0000

My wife and I teach a children’s primary class at church. Needless to say, we have heard some pretty funny comments over the years… We were teaching a group of 7 year olds and one of the little boys all of a sudden raised his hand and said, “Disneyland is way better than Jesus”. I [...]

Anniversary Gift from our Daughter

Jeff — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 18:17:32 +0000

My wife and I just celebrated our 16th wedding anniversary. When we awoke that morning, our 8-year-old daughter was already awake and excitedly waiting for us. She yelled, “Happy Anniversary” and told us she had a surprise for us. She told us to close our eyes and she proceeded to lead us out to the [...]

When I Grow Up

Jeff — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 17:27:53 +0000

The other day at dinner, we got talking about what we want to be when we grow up. Of course, I’ll never grow up, but that’s another story. Nate asked Marshall what he wanted to be when he grew up. Marshall decided he would be a Daddy. He said he was going to marry Mommy. [...]

Perspective…

author unknown — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 17:06:47 +0000

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to ‘Dad’.

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad:

It is with [...]

Conversations With A Four Year Old..

NevillesLostToad — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 01:34:32 +0000

My four year old son is always making us laugh. Here is a conversation we had in February. He just finished a bad coughing spell and this is what he told me.

Marshall: “Mom, I need a new froat. Cuz if I don’t get one then I will just go: (open and close mouth without making [...]

Splitting a doll

Jeff — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 19:28:10 +0000

When our daughter was 5 years old, we started giving her a little allowance for cleaning up her room to get her used to the idea of money. As soon as she ever got any money she would immediately want to go buy a stuffed animal (this is still true at age 8). One time she [...]