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Don’t Try To Outsmart Your Dad!

Admin — Fri, 21 May 2010 01:15:37 +0000

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he’d make a deal with his son: ‘You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair [...]

Inappropriate place and time

Andrea Mason — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:18:24 +0000

Beau was sitting next to John in church and turned to him and asked “dad, who laid Mary?” Taken back John replied with “what are you talkin about?!!” Beau responded with “well then who laid Adam?” at which point we discovered he sees humans as laying eggs just like chickens. …could this be an example as [...]

Potty Talk

Heidi Naylor — Thu, 28 May 2009 02:33:26 +0000

I believe it is important my kids talk about their body parts with the proper vernacular. So if you are offended by the word Penis don’t keep reading! I don’t however encourage them to speak about their body parts like they are a seperate part of their body that can think for its self.

This is [...]

Proud Father of a Tomboy

Jeff — Mon, 04 May 2009 20:53:24 +0000

I work from home and consequently get to spend a lot of time with my daughter. I am not sure if I can take total credit for her Tomboyishness but I hope that this at least suggests that I have a good relationship with her. My wife and I were out of town this last weekend so [...]

Conversations With A Four Year Old..

NevillesLostToad — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 01:34:32 +0000

My four year old son is always making us laugh. Here is a conversation we had in February. He just finished a bad coughing spell and this is what he told me.

Marshall: “Mom, I need a new froat. Cuz if I don’t get one then I will just go: (open and close mouth without making [...]

Splitting a doll

Jeff — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 19:28:10 +0000

When our daughter was 5 years old, we started giving her a little allowance for cleaning up her room to get her used to the idea of money. As soon as she ever got any money she would immediately want to go buy a stuffed animal (this is still true at age 8). One time she [...]

Smelly Toot…

Amy — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 05:13:48 +0000

One afternoon I was running errands with my 5 year old daughter. We were in the car talking when all of a sudden an icky aroma permeated the air. I knew that it didn’t come from me so I said, “Seriously Mikayla, that is one smelly toot!”

She turned to me and said, “Mom, it’s okay. It just [...]

A Child’s Heartfelt Prayer (Funny)!

Jeff — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 18:39:31 +0000

My last few posts have been a bit serious so I thought I would write something a little more light-hearted. This is a story my mother often shared with me as a child. It was one of the many humorous parenting stories she collected while we were young. It reminds me how much we can [...]